The McCandidate’s Achilles Heel – John Hagee, Anti-Catholic Televangelist

Are you anxious Democrat? Sure we got over the superscary Guiliani candidacy, you say, but how will Obama or Hillary ever perforate the McCandidate? The “straight talker” seems to be well on his way to becoming all things to all kinds of people. He’s taken to posing with black people in Louisiana to try and launder his image amongst the downtrodden of our nation. FEAR NOT! McCandidate has a notable Achilles heel. Achilles, as you’ll recall, was dipped in the river Lethe (the one that separates the living from the dead in Greek myth), which made him invincible. Kind of like an early form of body armor. The only problem was, when his mother dipped him in ther river, she held him by one of his heels, which therefore was not submerged, leaving a chink in his armor, i.e.,an Achilles heel. Okay, history lesson over, here’s the CATHOLIC-HATING PREACHER that the McCANDIDATE LOVES. His names’s JOHN HAGEE, that’s JOHN HAGEE, JOHN HAGEE, JOHN HAGEE! Got it? Good. Make sure all your friends, relatives, and water cooler mates know his name, too. Once JOHN HAGEE becomes a household word, the concept of Reverend Wright being a problem for Barack will be old news.